It is somehow about 6 years since I last got around to pulling all my Empire stuff out for a family photo, and given I've just got a new phone with an allegedly better camera, it seemed like a reasonable time. I have not spent that whole time adding to the army, of course - but I have painted an entire Nuln contingent, as well as adding things like the Landship, the start of a red and yellow Talabecland contingent, some more Empire Ogres (so they now function better as an army of their own), and sundry other things. This also marks the first time the whole army has been on adapters so that they're based for Old World. Believe me, that has been an ordeal...
Sunday, 30 August 2026
Updated Empire Army Photos
Monday, 17 August 2020
Dwarf army photo
Right, so after the fight I had with trying to get a decent picture of my Empire, I found the Dwarfs a bit easier. Or maybe I have already just lowered my standards and stopped caring. Whatever. Either way it's a win, right?
So this is what I currently have ready to go for my Dwarf army. It translates to about 7000 points in 8th edition. There are number of incomplete elements that join the gang for games of Kings of War, like Elementals. I need to finish them. Anyway...
First a "sensible" picture that people might be able to look at without scrolling around...
Sunday, 16 August 2020
Empire Army Photo
Looking back through some of my old posts, I discovered it had been quite a long time since I took a whole army photo of my Empire army. Actually, it seems that quite a lot of my armies are in need of a new family photo - some of them are missing a lot of units.
I decided it was time to go through and try to take up-to-date photos of each of my armies. Then, like 2 months after I decided this, I actually got around to doing something about it... And discovered that it's really, really difficult taking a photo like this. There are too many models, and even playing with a lot of settings on multiple cameras, I just couldn't get a crisp shot of everything. Of course, this problem will be most pronounced with my biggest armies. I probably shouldn't have started with the Empire. Oh well. Live and learn. If I actually discover something magical that can improve this, I'll come back and try again.
Anyway, here is about the best I could manage with the tools I had on hand. It's about 20,000 points of stuff in 8th edition. I stuck a number of random Empire Ogres around the place too, because they were essentially made to match the army and they are useless in their own right if all their friends are off pulling duty as unit fillers (which was always their primary function).
Sunday, 28 February 2016
Time Flies (and More Confessions of a Hoarder)
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| Help! Someone locked us in here and we can't get out! |
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| Drawers stuffed full of stuff that will need to find a new home once I'm set up. |
In the meantime, I was looking back at some of my older posts and realised that it won't be long until the Hoodling's Hole celebrates its 5th birthday! Hard to believe, really. A lot can happen in 5 years, and one of the things I was looking at was this post: Confessions of a Hoarder. The post included a rough list of my armies and where they were at in terms of battle readiness (ie paintedness). The list is now obviously out of date, so I looked at a few numbers.
Wednesday, 23 April 2014
A less blurry Empire
Given how much these images really need to be blown up to be seen properly, I am putting them up at "original size". Apologies for what this will doubtless do to your beautiful browser window...
| My entire Empire army as it currently stands. |
Sunday, 17 June 2012
Growth of an Empire
Tuesday, 6 December 2011
Empire Army Gallery
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| My painted Empire army arrayed. |
Sunday, 2 October 2011
Living on the edge
Thursday, 29 September 2011
Victims of the cycle
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| Army books come and go.. |
Thursday, 5 May 2011
The Empire
| Life-challenged Empire Swordsmen |
| Something a little fresher. Zombies!! |
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| The army as a whole. Except for the Pistoliers, who were hiding in my cabinet. In plain sight |
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| No Lightning Claws here. Just manly axes... |
| Some of my Teutogen Guard, including their furry unit filler. The guy with them was built from plastic components. I will talk about this another time. |
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| Leopold's Snow Leopard Company |
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| 30 Knights of the White Wolf. OK, so I may have gone a little overboard, but there are only 10 more to be painted. I promise |
| My other characters. Note that they all have beards. Very important, being beardy in this list... |
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| Voland's Venators have been given a new lease of life as generic Knights. That's my BSB on the end |
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| ... And finally, for those who don't realise quite how stupendously huge the doggy is, here is a comparison. Yes, that is a Knight next to him - not a Halfling on a barded dog. |
Wood Elves
I have always been a very aggressive Wood Elf player - I have never been much for the whole shooty avoidance type of approach that is common. Instead, my focus has always been on units like Wardancers, Dryads and Treemen, and trying to go toe-to-toe with my opponents. In most editions the Wood Elves have been remarkably good at this - bolstered largely by flexible skills like War Dances and the old Dryad Aspects. They are perhaps not quite as good at it at the moment as they have been in the past, and this may have contributed to their enduring another period of neglect from me.
Like my High Elves, my Wood Elf army suffers from having been collected and painted over an extended period of time. There are, in effect, 2 painted armies in my collection - the old and the newer (new would be putting it too strongly. Let's just say newer). Unfortunately, in addition to this effectively cutting the size of my painted army in half, the divide also runs somewhat along the lines of the troop types. I have not painted a Wood Elf archer in at least 8 years, I suspect. Similarly, I am desperately in need of some more recently painted Wardancers. If I ever get off my backside and pay more attention to the army, maybe this will happen.
For a while I actually ran a pure Forest Spirit list. It was something I had always wanted to do back in 5th ed - a family of big trees (Treemen) and baby trees (Dryads). Then they made it possible in the 6th ed book and I got excited. Turned out the army was also rather effective, but that was unexpected. This is why there are a lot of Forest Spirit-based models painted in a similar style, with nothing really elfy to back them up. More things to work on...
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| My current Wood Elf army |
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| My Treeman Ancient, based on the old Durthu model (who I never liked very much, but whose ludicrous arm looks slightly more sensible now it's been bent) |
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| My Glamourweave mage, made from a jazzed up Dryad |
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| A couple of my Wild Riders, again made from Dryads |
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| The guy I use as an Alter Kindred Noble. I love this model |
Wednesday, 4 May 2011
Pointy-eared gits
For all that I started with Wood Elves, my first entire army was definitely the High Elves. Up until this point I had used the High Elves and Wood Elves interchangeably, using pretty liberal interpretations of the Allies rules, but my friends didn't mind. However, I eventually collected enough models that I could field a battle-worthy force (I use this term rather loosely - my shock cavalry consisted of Reaver Knights, I think I had a mighty 12 Swordmasters, and a few other odds and ends). The army grew gradually from there, sometimes in jumps and starts.
My High Elves suffer somewhat from being the army I grew up with, so they have endured a wide variety of paint jobs and even the occasional bit of paint stripping. I have models in the army that probably have 4 or 5 coats of paint. It's only fairly recently that I have hit on a colour scheme that I am fairly happy with, and it's possibly that some of my models will never catch up.
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| My main High Elf army |
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| A few of the characters |
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| Old-school Spearmen. I like these models - they have a very solid and regimented feel to them |
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| Almost current Dragon Princes |
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| One of my Dragon characters. The rider is magnetised. The plan is to have a Mage who can stand in his place, however I haven't gotten around to that yet... |
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| And here we find the old Korhil, who appears to have stolen Eltharion's Griffon. If Eltharion ever gets painted and catches up with Korhil, there may be words. |
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| My mounted Battle Standard Bearer |
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| A couple of pussy cat chariots |
Thus was born the colour scheme you see below. I have since taken a liking to it and experimented on a couple of other units that have no place in a Wood Elf army. Just to further confuse you. It's likely that I will eventually paint an entire decent-sized army in this colour scheme. I figured so long as they were based correctly, they could fight alongside my main High Elf army in larger games anyway...
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| The Everqueen (and friends) |
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| Plenty of Maiden Guard. They used to be in 2 units, but under 8th ed rules, they are far more likely to stick together |
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| General, BSB and Mage, all made from the same model. Who knew she could be so versatile...? |
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| Everyone needs a Dragon. Just for everyday purposes, like carrying your shopping, mowing the lawns, eating the faces of your enemies... |
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| Some High Elf Archers who think they are Wood Elves who think they are High Elves... I am confused |
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| As I said, not everything in this colour scheme fits into the original Wood Elf plan |
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| Nope, these don't either. Hell, they don't even fit into most people's High Elf plans. Maybe if the horsies got all furry and had big teeth, and the crew swapped their poky spears for axes... |
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| I'd like to do a whole unit of Silver Helms like this. Maybe one day |
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| ... And those who have been left behind. The times, they are a-changing. Sadly, for the moment at least, these guys are not. I guess it could happen. Eventually... |
Friday, 29 April 2011
Waaagh Da Orcs!
Orcs are the iconic horde army in Warhammer. They are meant to be a green tide rushing toward their beleaguered enemies. As such, it was essential that I own too many of them! Actually, I'm not sure that this was the thought process per se, but it was something along those lines. One does not field small units of Orcs and Goblins. One fields vast units of them to frighten one's opponent, right up to the point where he or she realises they're really rather useless and scares them off with a loud clap or distracts them with a small, shiny unit of Pistoliers.
I was keen to start the Orcs because they are the arch-enemies of the Dwarfs, as collected by my oldest opponent. They would fight endless battles for the control of the mountain Holds, re-enact the Battle of East Gate, etc. Unfortunately we have hardly played since then, but the theory is still good.
For a long time my Orcs were my favoured tournament army, and they got far too much use. I then went the other way, being a bit sick of them and wanting to give some attention to my other armies. This on-again, off-again approach has resulted in some rather disjointed paintjobs and some rather neglected models. I have gone back and refurbished some of them, but given they are still not my main focus at the moment, they still have a long way to go.
| Black Orcs - 65 of them, I think. A sensible unit |
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| My old home-made "ninja" Black Orcs, made basically from single-pose Orc Archers and Ogre swords. |
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| The 3 Stooges |
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| Grom the Paunch rides again! |
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| My favoured Goblin general, Skuzzbutt. He rides Fuzzbutt, his pet furry spider |
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| Night Goblins including my home-made netters, made from flywire |
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| More Orc Shamans than you can points a bony stick at. If you think they look similar, this is an optical illusion caused by them being the same model |
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| Just a couple of birdies |














































